Getting your humans relaxed on Sunday using kitty hypnosis

This morning, I read this great post at The Conscious Cat about how humans should take time for themselves. Those are simple yet very wise pieces of advice. It puzzles me that humans have to be reminded about that.

After reading that post, I convinced Kitshka that we should help our human relax and take Sunday in a relaxing way. She has to take time for herself (after feeding us of course) instead of using the evil vacuum cleaner to clean the house. Kitshka was playing with my tail, as always, while I was deep in thought and I had to convince her it would be fun. And fun it was.

Here is how we tried to use hypnosis to relax our human (You can click on the pics to get a closer look at our method).

Your eyelids are heavy human, very heavy... you want to close your eyes...

Your eyelids are heavy human, very heavy…
You want to close your eyes…

Texas: You feel like laying down... lay down on the couch nearby... Kitshka: Texas I feel a little snoozzzzzzzz...

Texas: You feel like laying down… lay down on the couch nearby…
Kitshka: Texas I feel a little snoozzzzzzzz coming…



And at that point there was a big BANG and a human OUCH!



Texas: Oooops! Kitshka: Did you forgot there was a coffee table between her and the couch, Texas?

Texas: Oooops!
Kitshka: Did you forget there was a coffee table between her and the couch, Texas?

Kitshka: I wonder if we could get cream cheese that way Texas: Probably

Kitshka: I wonder if we could get cream cheese that way
Texas: Probably

38 thoughts on “Getting your humans relaxed on Sunday using kitty hypnosis

  1. HA! Seems to me now that you know hypnosis works on your human, you can get ANYTHING that way…..maybe a slightly bigger box too? You two look so snuggly and cozy – what a NICE way to spend a Sunday!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  2. I stare at my human all the time and it does not make her sleepy. I must be doing it wrong. But then, sometimes it does inspire her to give me a brushing – so it can’t be ALL wrong!

  3. Good luck on monetizing that, guys. You’re onto something big here. I see product, too. T-shirts. Mugs. Baseball caps. Humans dropping to the concrete right and left. You could sell medical insurance too. Think about it!

  4. I only have to climb up onto mommy’s lap and she closes her eyes while petting me. My warmth and softness sends her off into a nap for 15 minutes!

  5. Frankly, I don’t want to look at her long enough to hypnotize her. She’s so old she sorta walks around in a trance anyway. You guys look like you’re getting to be pretty good Pals, eh?

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