She’s off to DC again. She abandoned us!
Well, okay, we’re with the male human and his lap is more comfortable than my human’s lap, but this is still not right!
She said it’s just for a few months… what does that mean? Now we’re back to Skype again. Hmpft.
The male human seems not to like DC furry much. Well me neither! I don’t like whatever is taking my human from me. I’m hissing at DC! Wait what? There’s now a cat cafe in DC?!?!! Is that why she left? (No, says the human)
And my human is getting a back of disrespect. Because today is also my Gotcha Day! Pfft.
Also, your apartment bike is now mine, human.