Outrageous News About My Human Update: She’s Gone Again!

She’s off to DC again. She abandoned us!

Well, okay, we’re with the male human and his lap is more comfortable than my human’s lap, but this is still not right!

She said it’s just for a few months… what does that mean? Now we’re back to Skype again. Hmpft.

Texas on Skype | Texas, a cat in Austin

The male human seems not to like DC furry much. Well me neither! I don’t like whatever is taking my human from me. I’m hissing at DC! Wait what? There’s now a cat cafe in DC?!?!! Is that why she left? (No, says the human)

And my human is getting a back of disrespect. Because today is also my Gotcha Day! Pfft.

Texas showing the "back of disrespect" on a bike | Texas, a cat in... Austin

Also, your apartment bike is now mine, human.

13 thoughts on “Outrageous News About My Human Update: She’s Gone Again!

  1. HAPPY GOTCHA DAY TEXAS!!!! WOO HOOO!!!!!! Too bad your female human deserted you before she could celebrate your special day with you……we live near DC so we understand why your male human doesn’t like it. We NEVER go into town……we like living out in the country away from the madness in town. Hope the time she’s away flies like a bird and you get her back ASAP! HAVE A SUPER DAY……….

    Love, Sammy
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  2. Happy Gotcha Day, Texas! What a shame your human left you before celebrating your special day with you. You need to teach her a lesson. I’m sure you will think of something. “A few months” is a long time!! Thank goodness you have your male human there with you.

  3. dood…sew when we all raiz ten kindz oh swell for yur gotcha day partee…yur mom canna DUE A THING A BOUT IT !!!!!!!!!!! HA ~~~ happee day wishes, best fishes N mice creem dishes ♫♫♪♪♫♪..hope yur day iz rockin awesum FUN….tell yur dad ta orderz sum pizza piez & beerz ~~
    :) ♥♥♥

  4. Texas, we are flabbergasted that your female human is leaving you for a few months. Pffff is right! And missing your Gotcha Day. We feel terrible that we have missed it. Super inexcusable that she did. So sorry this happened. Sending belated best wishes. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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