Us kitties know that to be productive, we need to take lots of naps between the productivity sessions.
This is Texas’ human I was dealing with below (sometimes, Texas has to nap so I agree to take over). See, I settle behind her computer screen, next to the window, so I can both snoopervize her and watch Bird TV.
But humans like Texas’ human rarely agree to take naps (silly humans!). So I have to invite her to take a break. My super cuteness helps, as you are about to see.
Human! It’s time for a break!
Ah! She’s not listening! Let me rock the boat a little…
Rock the boat screen, Work the middle with my paw…
Change positions, Do positions…
Stroke it for me…
Human: Kitshka,
I’d like to know where you got the notion…
To rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby,
Rock the boat, don’t tip the boat screen over…
Oh! That’s a different song! You’re singing!
Gotcha! You took a break!
Will you take a break with us on Friday?
