This morning, I read this great post at The Conscious Cat about how humans should take time for themselves. Those are simple yet very wise pieces of advice. It puzzles me that humans have to be reminded about that.
After reading that post, I convinced Kitshka that we should help our human relax and take Sunday in a relaxing way. She has to take time for herself (after feeding us of course) instead of using the evil vacuum cleaner to clean the house. Kitshka was playing with my tail, as always, while I was deep in thought and I had to convince her it would be fun. And fun it was.
Here is how we tried to use hypnosis to relax our human (You can click on the pics to get a closer look at our method).
Your eyelids are heavy human, very heavy…
You want to close your eyes…
Texas: You feel like laying down… lay down on the couch nearby…
Kitshka: Texas I feel a little snoozzzzzzzz coming…
And at that point there was a big BANG and a human OUCH!
Texas: Oooops!
Kitshka: Did you forget there was a coffee table between her and the couch, Texas?
Kitshka: I wonder if we could get cream cheese that way
Texas: Probably